THE NEW YORKER
JUNE
11, 2013
USEFUL PHRASES FOR
THE SURVEILLANCE STATE
POSTED
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
NEW
YORK (The Borowitz
Report)—In the event that the U.S. government is monitoring your
conversations, here are some useful phrases to insert into your phone calls,
texts, or e-mails:
· I think the N.S.A.
is awesome.
· I just reread
“Nineteen Eighty-Four”—it actually has a lot of good ideas in it!
· There’s no such
thing as a “bad” drone.
· Sure am glad that I
never talk to any foreigners.
· I wouldn’t know the
first thing about making ricin.
· The Fourth Amendment
is overrated.
· If you ask me,
Guantánamo is full of nothing but complainers.
· Just changed my
Facebook status from “Single” to “In a Relationship with America.”
· I’m pretty sure my
neighbor is cheating on his taxes.
3 comments:
what a sweet little child ! so cute!
very beautiful portrait !
Fantástico primer plano.
Un saludo, Ángel
Great shot!! Boom & Gary of the Vermilon River, Canada.
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