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NOVEMBER 6, 2012
Obamas Return to White House as Romneys Return to 1954.
BOSTON
(The Borowitz Report)—America
cast its historic vote today, sending Barack and Michelle Obama back to the
White House while sending Mitt and Ann Romney back to 1954.
The election
meant the end of the road for Mr. Romney, who had been actively seeking the
Presidency for the past sixty-five years.
Addressing
supporters at the Boston Convention Center, Mr. Romney called his defeat tonight
“bittersweet”: “On one hand, I lost the election. But on the other hand, I’ll
never have to show anyone my taxes.”
If he had won
tonight, Mr. Romney would have become the first man elected President after
telling half of the country to screw themselves.
Vice-Presidential
nominee Paul Ryan addressed the subject of his defeat in characteristic style,
telling supporters that he had won. The New Yorker
