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“Man has
always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had
achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins
had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely,
the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than
man...for precisely the same reason.”
~Douglas Adams
“I went to see
a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many
of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel
like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I
cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a
second part to the question.”
~Mitch Hedberg
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